Ode To The Spit-Fire
You always said you hated poetry,
So here is some to make you jittery!!
Hope you’re able to read between the lines,
Cause every para has subtly hidden mines!!
You 1st appeared like Antonio, the one loved by all,
But you showed you were Shylock, waiting to maul!!
You 1st appeared to be an angel to a “chosen” lot,
But under your watch all we ever did was rot!!
You lovingly called us your chosen and special ones!!
You enticed us all with your blasphemy and AK47 machine guns!!
We were your adorable darlings, your favorite class!!
To all of us love for literature and language you tried to pass!!
Little did we know what we had in store,
Beneath your words and smile, laid your blaspheming core!!
Communication, literature and teaching are the wrong line for you.
Oh and applications for sales person and advertising are very few!!
A good rapport with me so you thought you had,
But ma'am are you crazy?? When did you go mad??
You think you’re an angel to the world of teaching; so here is an epiphany,
When it comes to the world of teaching and faculty you’re considered ‘TYRANNY’!!
Your baby elephant like stature doesn’t help your cause,
Every word you say attacks like a lion’s paws!!
Please do not get me wrong, I hope the same you remain,
But for a sense of style throw in a grey tail and a brown mane!!
Intellectual arrogance and attitudinal problems we suffer from you say,
To add to it you declare “From 1st year to 3rd year it is always that way!”
You have nothing against me you so blatantly put it,
Trying to douse all those flames of anger and hatred that you yourself have lit!!
You had a dream…unfortunately I am your nightmare!!
You might be a teacher…but I don’t really care!!
You taught us about the orange drink lemon drink man,
When I think about it… you definitely belong to his clan!!
Unlike him you don’t use a toilet to carry out your abuse,
You do it in class, corridors, halls, staff room and everyplace you can use!!
You taught us from Shakespeare to a book dealing with loss,
Unfortunately memories of you from our head we cannot floss!!
You criticize every one’s behaviour but your own,
No wonder students like me are filled with scorn!!
You bluntly destroy some students self confidence,
And when asked for an apology, you give them one with complete indifference!!
Those who you like are the apples of your eye,
All the others are pushed back and made to sigh!!
Your ‘favorites’ enjoy all the generosity that you have to offer,
All the ‘others’ are left to face the wrath of a feminine Hitler!!
A hypocrite to the bone you most certainly are,
Bias and lopsided, your judgments have always left a scar!!
“When the center cannot hold, things fall apart”
No wonder our project was doomed right from the start!!
The quoted line reflects terribly upon you,
Your capabilities, abilities, skills and most of all your I.Q.!!
E.Q. is of the utmost importance for a job as of now,
But we are baffled as we all know your heart was eaten by a cow!!
You entered class, cheerful as a rainbow,
Not knowing to our smooth skin you are a terrible sore!!
“Good morning my dear adorable darlings” you said,
When in reality that line made us wish we were dead!!
If you were a politician, India would save a lot of money,
Oh your voice by the way is nothing like honey,
But honestly you would do well as one of them,
Cause your voice is even louder than a sound system!!
You are like a spitting cobra while you speak when you are teaching,
Luckily for us your saliva is non-toxic otherwise Xavier’s would be a school for blind learning!!
You use words directly proportional to your size,
Instead of well read it makes you look stupid and unwise!!
It is amazing how you tell your life secrets to a class and tell them to maintain confidentiality!!
Cause it appears as if you are looking for pity and compassion while skillfully hiding your stupidity!!
About you I can go on and on,
But then my life would be so forlorn!!
Words of love and gratitude for you don’t come to my mind,
But HELLO!! Do you think I intended to be kind??
Reality bites, and the truth does hurt,
But you are an amazing teacher almost equal to dirt!!
Keep smiling it makes no real difference to me,
Words on the page are what I really want you to see!!
So here is some to make you jittery!!
Hope you’re able to read between the lines,
Cause every para has subtly hidden mines!!
You 1st appeared like Antonio, the one loved by all,
But you showed you were Shylock, waiting to maul!!
You 1st appeared to be an angel to a “chosen” lot,
But under your watch all we ever did was rot!!
You lovingly called us your chosen and special ones!!
You enticed us all with your blasphemy and AK47 machine guns!!
We were your adorable darlings, your favorite class!!
To all of us love for literature and language you tried to pass!!
Little did we know what we had in store,
Beneath your words and smile, laid your blaspheming core!!
Communication, literature and teaching are the wrong line for you.
Oh and applications for sales person and advertising are very few!!
A good rapport with me so you thought you had,
But ma'am are you crazy?? When did you go mad??
You think you’re an angel to the world of teaching; so here is an epiphany,
When it comes to the world of teaching and faculty you’re considered ‘TYRANNY’!!
Your baby elephant like stature doesn’t help your cause,
Every word you say attacks like a lion’s paws!!
Please do not get me wrong, I hope the same you remain,
But for a sense of style throw in a grey tail and a brown mane!!
Intellectual arrogance and attitudinal problems we suffer from you say,
To add to it you declare “From 1st year to 3rd year it is always that way!”
You have nothing against me you so blatantly put it,
Trying to douse all those flames of anger and hatred that you yourself have lit!!
You had a dream…unfortunately I am your nightmare!!
You might be a teacher…but I don’t really care!!
You taught us about the orange drink lemon drink man,
When I think about it… you definitely belong to his clan!!
Unlike him you don’t use a toilet to carry out your abuse,
You do it in class, corridors, halls, staff room and everyplace you can use!!
You taught us from Shakespeare to a book dealing with loss,
Unfortunately memories of you from our head we cannot floss!!
You criticize every one’s behaviour but your own,
No wonder students like me are filled with scorn!!
You bluntly destroy some students self confidence,
And when asked for an apology, you give them one with complete indifference!!
Those who you like are the apples of your eye,
All the others are pushed back and made to sigh!!
Your ‘favorites’ enjoy all the generosity that you have to offer,
All the ‘others’ are left to face the wrath of a feminine Hitler!!
A hypocrite to the bone you most certainly are,
Bias and lopsided, your judgments have always left a scar!!
“When the center cannot hold, things fall apart”
No wonder our project was doomed right from the start!!
The quoted line reflects terribly upon you,
Your capabilities, abilities, skills and most of all your I.Q.!!
E.Q. is of the utmost importance for a job as of now,
But we are baffled as we all know your heart was eaten by a cow!!
You entered class, cheerful as a rainbow,
Not knowing to our smooth skin you are a terrible sore!!
“Good morning my dear adorable darlings” you said,
When in reality that line made us wish we were dead!!
If you were a politician, India would save a lot of money,
Oh your voice by the way is nothing like honey,
But honestly you would do well as one of them,
Cause your voice is even louder than a sound system!!
You are like a spitting cobra while you speak when you are teaching,
Luckily for us your saliva is non-toxic otherwise Xavier’s would be a school for blind learning!!
You use words directly proportional to your size,
Instead of well read it makes you look stupid and unwise!!
It is amazing how you tell your life secrets to a class and tell them to maintain confidentiality!!
Cause it appears as if you are looking for pity and compassion while skillfully hiding your stupidity!!
About you I can go on and on,
But then my life would be so forlorn!!
Words of love and gratitude for you don’t come to my mind,
But HELLO!! Do you think I intended to be kind??
Reality bites, and the truth does hurt,
But you are an amazing teacher almost equal to dirt!!
Keep smiling it makes no real difference to me,
Words on the page are what I really want you to see!!
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